ok quick update on hawaii cuz i hate typing and i hate long entries....
we went to san francisco for 3 days where we went to a shitty wax museum and took a 8 mile bike trip across the golden gate bridge, and went to alkatraz....we did other shit but like i said, i hate typing.
after 3 days in frisco we flew to oahu. we stayed at this amazing hotel that had a shit load of property and shops. hawaii is absoilutely gorgeous, the water is crystal clear and its warm with no humidity. the worst part about oahu is that its very crowded and there are a million asians. we went to the beach and saw a guy wearing a g string, and took a few pics of him. we got to go 2 a place called sea life park which is like tiny sea world and swam with dolphins. the next day we went to pearl harbour and the USS Arizona memorial....every asian looked suspicious 2 me...thenn we took a boring 10 hour....thats right, 10 hour tour of the island. the next day we went snorkeling. after about 5 days on oahu we flew to kauai which is such a gorgeous island. much better than oahu. it was very quiet and peaceful there. we took a boat cruise and went snorkeling, the water there is so clear that even on a boat traveling pretty fast we saw right down to the ocean floor which was about 30 plus feet. snorkeling was cool, we saw a turtle. over the next 2 days i got certified in scuba diving...what better place to dive and be certified than hawaii? the water was clear and warm, about 80 degrees, i went on 4 dives. the 2nd day of my certification we woke up early and went surfing. surfing was cool, cait got whaled in the head but some other chicks board. the next day i had a day off and cait and cassie went diving. o yea rewind, after my 1st dive we went 2 a luao(spelling?) wow hula dancers are awesome, i wasn't sure if i should stuff a single in their grass skirts or not...the last day we were there we took a 7 mile kayak and hiking trip. my mom and cassie were in one kayak and me and cait were in another...my mom and cassie are quite possibly the 2 most horrible people 2 be in a kayak, they could never figure out how to go straight.....
the trip was absolutely incredible, and if i wasnt lazy id type more or go into more detail.
oh, one last story.....in oahu we went to a restaurant that served breakfast food....there was a table of asians next 2 us and when they were brought their food which consisted of pankcakes with fruit and whip cream on they started clapping and shit, so i said 2 my mom and evry1 at our table joking around, "watch next thing u know theyre gunna bring out a camera and take pictures" and as soon as i said that, they took out a fuckign camera and took pictures of them with their pancakes.....i dont care what any1 says....asians are fucking stupid!