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Thursday, April 20th, 2006

Subject:broken heart
Time:6:09 pm.
Mood: depressed.
i havent updated this in a while, and prob wont again, but my heart has officially been shattered into a million pieces. i know i fucked up by breaking up with her originally and being a dick at the end of our relationship but still...and now after trying 2 get her back for a month shes already met a new guy that she is gunna start dating. it hurts that after a relationship that was almost 2 years long and so special that she can move on so quickly to a new guy that she basically just met, especially after she tells me that she doesn't want a bf and wants 2 be single...it just hurts....i still hope one day ill get her back, but i cant sit around waiting for her and im not....i need 2 mend my broken heart
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Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

Subject:buerg98h24t89-g
Time:11:59 pm.
next up on my to do list,

get my 3rd tattoo
start MMA training(tuesday)
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Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

Subject:-9h85tg5i9ht42=09
Time:10:12 pm.
i hate being stuck home, i want to live college life again, i want 2 be in a dorm or apartment, i only got 2 experience a year and a half of it, this blows, i need 2 get out of here, i can't fucking stand living at home
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Thursday, January 12th, 2006

Subject:f8guf7f4907huew
Time:6:05 pm.
69 THINGS YOU MAY HAVE NEVER KNOWN ABOUT ME

1. Initials: ISM


2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Hintze


3. Where was your first kiss? dont remember

4. For or against same sex marriage? for

5. Are you homophobic? No.


6. Are you bisexual? no


7. Do you believe in God? not really

8. How many U.S states have you been to? a bunch

9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in? 1


10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S? just 2 weeks in Israel


11. Name something you like physically about yourself: my ass


12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: sense of humor

13. Whats your moms first name? Diane


14. What is your dream car? Ferrari Testarossa


15. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go? Amsterdam



16. Have you ever had someone of the opposite sex sleep over? yea


18. Do you download music? of coarse


19. How many illegal things have you done? a lot

20. Where would you want to go on a first date? my bed ;-)

21. Would you date the person who posted this before you? holly and i had a thing.....edible panties

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? yea

23. Ever been kissed while fireworks were going off? Yes


24. Do you like president Bush? fuck no


25. Have u ever bungi jumped? No

26. Have you ever white water rafted? No

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?

yea, your mom

29. Have you met a real redneck? i live in orange county....and ive been down south, so yes

31. What song are you listening to right now? hooked on a feeling by david hasselhoff

32. What is your current favorite song? don't have one


33. What was the last movie you watched? Tremors 3

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house? marrones house

36. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone elses property? no

37. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? only when they get out of line

39. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes

40. What really turns you on? blowjob, and a girl with a good sense of humor

41. What do you usually order from Starbucks? caramel frappachino

44. Say something totally random about yourself: im a certified scuba diver


46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? sean astin, seth green, david hasselhoff

48. Do you have braces? Not anymore

49. Are you comfortable with your height? id rather be taller

50. Do you like someone right now? i love my gf


51. How tall are you? 5'5

52. Do you speak any other language other than english? little spanish

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo? Yeah. Senior Prom was the last time.

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? mr miyagi

57. Do you watch MTV? sometimes



58. What's something that really annoys you? fake people and people who can't take a joke



59. What are some things you really like? movies, music, weed, david hasselhoff


60. Do you like Michael Jackson? hell yea...the man wrote thriller....

61. Can you dance? im white, no


62. Have you ever surfed? yea, in hawaii


63. Do you know how to pump gas? no, im a retard.....

64. Do you drive? yup


65. What's the latest you have ever stayed out? all night

66. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? nah, i dont fear death, you can't have fun if u do


67. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency: no

68. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do? no

69. What's your favorite state to live in? NY motherfucker!
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Monday, January 9th, 2006

Subject:p9hu349h34g893gh890g24b`
Time:7:24 pm.
stolen from richie.......

10 Best reasons Gay Marriage is wrong

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like
eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will
encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will
make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds
of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has
been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property,
blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5.
Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the
sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be
destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.
Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry
because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more
children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since
straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not
supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are
imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in
America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role
model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to
raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society;
we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars,
the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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Wednesday, December 28th, 2005

Subject:rthrth
Time:12:39 am.
Your Porn Star Name Is...

Long Dong Silver


Your Pimp Name Is...

Long Dong Dynamite
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Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

Subject:wgg934ng
Time:12:10 am.
wow so on MTV last night i saw an awesome singer...hes a hasidic jewish reggae singer...yea thats right...hasidic! he is fucking amazing, he sounds jamaica. i encourage everyone to DL his songs. his name is matisyahu
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Monday, December 5th, 2005

Subject:ergeboi039j
Time:5:54 pm.
dear R.Kelly,

please stop singing. your "song" trapped in the closet is perhaps the dumbest thing i have ever heard in my life and in no way shape or form comes close to resembling music. your video is just as retarted. In addition, your rendition of the national anthem before the taylor vs. hopkins fight was worse than rosanne's version. You are a dumb, underage kid fucking, golden shower giving, piece of dog shit.

love,
ian malowitz
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Saturday, December 3rd, 2005

Subject:0uiberbu8904frgnbu9-
Time:1:52 am.
Your Birthdate: September 24

You understand people well and are a natural born therapist.
A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around.
You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you.
You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people.

Your strength: Your devotion

Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness

Your power color: Lilac

Your power symbol: Heart

Your power month: June
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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005

Subject:0bfc3rbuvip-
Time:1:09 am.
This Is My Life, Rated
Life:
7
Mind:
7.2
Body:
8.2
Spirit:
5.4
Friends/Family:
5.3
Love:
7.7
Finance:
4.8
Take the Rate My Life Quiz
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Tuesday, November 15th, 2005

Subject:ggeruergppj
Time:2:23 am.
ok, quick update on some goals id like to achieve in the near future, in no particular order:

1.get a yob- i learned wet back english from joseph mencia
2.get apartment and move out of house
3.start doing brazilin jui jitsu or muay thai boxing to get in shape
4.apply for internships
5.uppercut a punkass
6.get high
7.add more goals here when i think of them
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Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005

Subject:77l7;7;76;l579.
Time:9:59 pm.
The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

Your exact opposite:
The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:


Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.


FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: imalo
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Saturday, September 24th, 2005

Subject:uh9gtri
Time:1:03 pm.
todays my birthday, and my birthday wish is that by this time next year i want the mets to be heading into the playoffs...
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Tuesday, September 6th, 2005

Subject:57i57i
Time:1:05 am.
ok quick update on hawaii cuz i hate typing and i hate long entries....

we went to san francisco for 3 days where we went to a shitty wax museum and took a 8 mile bike trip across the golden gate bridge, and went to alkatraz....we did other shit but like i said, i hate typing.

after 3 days in frisco we flew to oahu. we stayed at this amazing hotel that had a shit load of property and shops. hawaii is absoilutely gorgeous, the water is crystal clear and its warm with no humidity. the worst part about oahu is that its very crowded and there are a million asians. we went to the beach and saw a guy wearing a g string, and took a few pics of him. we got to go 2 a place called sea life park which is like tiny sea world and swam with dolphins. the next day we went to pearl harbour and the USS Arizona memorial....every asian looked suspicious 2 me...thenn we took a boring 10 hour....thats right, 10 hour tour of the island. the next day we went snorkeling. after about 5 days on oahu we flew to kauai which is such a gorgeous island. much better than oahu. it was very quiet and peaceful there. we took a boat cruise and went snorkeling, the water there is so clear that even on a boat traveling pretty fast we saw right down to the ocean floor which was about 30 plus feet. snorkeling was cool, we saw a turtle. over the next 2 days i got certified in scuba diving...what better place to dive and be certified than hawaii? the water was clear and warm, about 80 degrees, i went on 4 dives. the 2nd day of my certification we woke up early and went surfing. surfing was cool, cait got whaled in the head but some other chicks board. the next day i had a day off and cait and cassie went diving. o yea rewind, after my 1st dive we went 2 a luao(spelling?) wow hula dancers are awesome, i wasn't sure if i should stuff a single in their grass skirts or not...the last day we were there we took a 7 mile kayak and hiking trip. my mom and cassie were in one kayak and me and cait were in another...my mom and cassie are quite possibly the 2 most horrible people 2 be in a kayak, they could never figure out how to go straight.....

the trip was absolutely incredible, and if i wasnt lazy id type more or go into more detail.

oh, one last story.....in oahu we went to a restaurant that served breakfast food....there was a table of asians next 2 us and when they were brought their food which consisted of pankcakes with fruit and whip cream on they started clapping and shit, so i said 2 my mom and evry1 at our table joking around, "watch next thing u know theyre gunna bring out a camera and take pictures" and as soon as i said that, they took out a fuckign camera and took pictures of them with their pancakes.....i dont care what any1 says....asians are fucking stupid!
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Thursday, September 1st, 2005

Subject:35yhe4ju
Time:7:35 pm.

Part Expert Kisser


You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Passionate Kisser


For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

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Sunday, August 28th, 2005

Subject:5ryhj5j5
Time:5:26 pm.
just got back from hawaii, update soon
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Friday, August 12th, 2005

Subject:fghdghjrtju
Time:1:16 am.
its 1:15 and in an hour and a half i leave for san francisco and hawaii :-D
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Monday, July 25th, 2005

Subject:54tgrgoi
Time:8:11 pm.
The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 68% on brainwashworthy

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You scored higher than 52% on antitolerant

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You scored higher than 73% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
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Sunday, July 24th, 2005

Subject:5r6gu
Time:10:27 pm.
ok.....my girlfriend is watching laguna beach right now....has any1 ever seen this show? THERES NO FUCKING POINT!!!!!!!! its a bunch of people that basically sit around and talk about NOTHING!!!!! after this shit and the andy milonakis show, i dont know what the producers at MTV are thinking
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Wednesday, July 6th, 2005

Subject:hahahahah
Time:9:52 pm.
haha yankee fans, derek jeter AND hideki matsui BOTH lost the fan vote for the final spot on the all star team to scott podsednik.....HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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